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    A man from Liverpool, England was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.

    "Who's he?" asked the Liverpudlian.
    "That's the Memory Man." said the bartender. "He knows everything, remembers everything. He can remember every face he's ever seen. He can remember any fact he hears or reads. Go and try him out."
    So the Liverpudlian goes over, and thinking he won't know about English football, asks "Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?".
    "Liverpool" replies the Memory Man.
    "Who did they beat?"
    "Leeds" was the instant reply.
    "And the score?"
    "2-1."
    "Who scored the winning goal?"
    "Ian St. John" said the old man, without a hint of hesitation.

    The Liverpudlian was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he got back.

    A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Native American, only this time he was older and even more wrinkled.

    The Liverpudlian approached him with the greeting "How".

    The Memory man looked up and said, "Diving header in the six yard box".
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    Unless specifically stated, my views are my own and do NOT represent any organisation i am a small part of.

    If your in trouble, he will save the day
    he's brave and fearless, come what may
    without him the forum wouldn't have pictures of 1/2 naked women everwhere
    well who's this guy? i hear you ask
    there's only one to do the job
    he's the one and only "Henry_B"

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