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Yesterday, 16:23

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong...

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Yesterday, 16:20

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to...

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Yesterday, 15:43

E30MW replied to a thread Lesser News in General Chat

Bear in mind that the UK/Gibralter/Royal Marines siezed an Iranian tanker off Gibralter a few weeks back,this could easily be tat for tit.... :eek:

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Yesterday, 15:40

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

You've missed off the side salad with the boiled egg.... :oops:

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19-07-19, 12:54

E30MW replied to a thread Breaking News in General Chat

Please quote me for 10 hardened steel versions,I doubt that I can afford the deluxe version! :grin:

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19-07-19, 10:32

E30MW replied to a thread Breaking News in General Chat

The similarity is almost un-canny! :mrgreen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm

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19-07-19, 07:08

E30MW replied to a thread Tomorrow is not promised for any of us ! in General Chat

Well done with the Bentley,trust you were able to get the replacement belt fitted for the trip home?

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18-07-19, 15:10

E30MW replied to a thread Breaking News in General Chat

The EU has had the same three years to get used to the UK leaving that our lot have had to draw up a deal,so no 'divorce' payment should now be...

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17-07-19, 19:06

E30MW replied to a thread breast cancer in General Chat

next appointment has now been confirmed....to see the plastic surgeon to talk about re-construction. My request for a pair of 38''DD's has been...

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17-07-19, 16:12

E30MW replied to a thread Unimportant News in General Chat

Good position to be in! :lol: But how do your elderly weapons fit into this? :-P

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16-07-19, 11:49

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

Mrs Farmer goes hand over hand on the rope,whilst having the boat's painter tied to 'er ankles,the farmer sits back with the grain between his...

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16-07-19, 11:24

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

He put the rope up long before the chicken,fox and grain arrived,it was put there to enable Mrs Farmer to be ferried over the ****** river! ...

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16-07-19, 11:09

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

The rope is already in place,as this is a daily event for the farmer! :lol:

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16-07-19, 11:03

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

The farmer attaches the fox and chicken to a rope that he has suspended over the river,rows across with the grain,then hauls the chicken and fox to...

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16-07-19, 10:16

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

*** on the beach is a well known cocktail,but is it's council equal called White Lightening in a bus shelter?

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16-07-19, 10:03

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

What is the job,rust implanter? :D

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16-07-19, 09:54

E30MW replied to a thread Miscellaneous News & Media in General Chat

Shark infested custard is far more fun..... :grin:

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16-07-19, 09:50

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

What was the result? A big chicken or a small goose? :mrgreen:

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16-07-19, 09:28

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

I know someone who lost both legs and both arms in a car accident. Took place on a trunk road.

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15-07-19, 07:45

E30MW replied to a thread Just a thought...please? in General Chat

Thinking of you both.....

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14-07-19, 16:15

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

Jeff & Paddy have just returned from their working day out with the lorry erecting telegraph poles. The Boss calls Paddy into his office and asks...

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14-07-19, 16:13

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

A firm i used to work for has just hired an IT guy from Australia He comes from a LAN down under

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14-07-19, 16:12

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

My wife was arrested for defacing a library book, she Tippexed out all the full stops. The judge said she should expect a long sentence.

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14-07-19, 16:07

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

Cruising mostly appeals to couples or singles. However, groups of well-heeled ladies sometimes choose cruises for fun. I came across Helga’s diary an...

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14-07-19, 16:04

E30MW replied to a thread The Official Jokes Thread. in The Playground

Arsenal scouts have descended on the Clapham back garden to see if the Kenyan is available for next season. A source said he is quick down the wing....

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13-07-19, 16:26

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

So the hens are to provide moral support for your 'er indoors,then? :-D

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12-07-19, 16:27

E30MW replied to a thread Recommendations for egg laying Hens in General Chat

Hope that your coop,or coup,is Basil Brush proof.... :-D

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