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    Do you think that he will be sent to prison like...

    Do you think that he will be sent to prison like the egg thrower
  2. If you live in a European country check your voting rights

    My wife has just checked the paperwork for the elections and there is a big mistake on our paperwork.
    We are not being allowed to vote in the European Union vote for the MEP.

    My wife comes from...
  3. You leave them bees alone! Or I will send the hit...

    You leave them bees alone! Or I will send the hit squad from the girl guides around to deal with you. 🙀
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    Just to check if you have an air leak use the...

    Just to check if you have an air leak use the fuel trims.

    Watch this video and you will be able to do it at ease

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRX2V6_a3dc
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    I use an icarsoft i930. Some people say that...

    I use an icarsoft i930.

    Some people say that an elm 327 will be able to read an ABS sensor failure but it is not a possibility with the programme I use. Although it will read gearbox problems.
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    You can take the abs sensors out of the front...

    You can take the abs sensors out of the front hubs as well. They are just held in by a clip but compare the price of a hub with sensor to that of a sensor. I bought a good quality hub with a new...
  7. Thread: Breaking News

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    Chocolate digestive are the best but they are not...

    Chocolate digestive are the best but they are not available here in my local shop and as German schools don't teach anything of history but the 12 years of National socialism she does not have any...
  8. Thread: Breaking News

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    As most of these companies never paid any...

    As most of these companies never paid any retribution to their gift from eastern Europe It was only when the possibility of them being sued in America that firms such as Volkswagen set up a fund to...
  9. Thread: Breaking News

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    I for one will boycott this companies products ...

    I for one will boycott this companies products

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48286383
  10. Thread: Lesser News

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    I decided I did not like the colour and it does...

    I decided I did not like the colour and it does not compare to my Jag.😎
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    WHAT OTHER THINGS? Imagination doing flip flops...

    WHAT OTHER THINGS?
    Imagination doing flip flops here.😎
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    She must have taken her stilettos off or there...

    She must have taken her stilettos off or there would be scratches which would not have polished out Henry. 😎
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    Yes it can effect the gearbox. Ask Henry B about...

    Yes it can effect the gearbox. Ask Henry B about it. He will be able to tell the symptoms.

    Concerning the damage wheel nuts you can use one of these ...
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    Idiots that tail gate even when you are doing the...

    Idiots that tail gate even when you are doing the speed limit in a town.

    The twits that accelerate when you indicate that you are going to overtake a lorry on the motorway.
  15. Thread: Breaking News

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    A really wonderfull thing to have been done. ...

    A really wonderfull thing to have been done.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-48258777
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    I have just booked you an airplane ticket to...

    I have just booked you an airplane ticket to Berlin for you Henry. One week holiday for you, just bring your cleaning and polishing kit with you.

    My car is waiting for you. 😎
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    Sounds good to me. It is about the same mileage...

    Sounds good to me. It is about the same mileage as I do every year. I also add a bottle of lecwec every time I do an oil change. I don't have an oil leak on the Jaguar but it especially formulated to...
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    We were all sweet and innocent until you joined...

    We were all sweet and innocent until you joined the forum and perverted us Henry. So you only have yourself to blame. 😎

    Where have you been we have missed you here on the forum.
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    Now we know why you dropped everything. To be her...

    Now we know why you dropped everything. To be her knight in shining armour and we all thought that we had been a good influence on you. Phaa you just had remove that illusion.
  20. Thread: PCV valve

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    I used an emergency tyre pump that goes to the...

    I used an emergency tyre pump that goes to the cigar lighter. Then you don't have too much pressure.

    Egg boxes smoke very well.
  21. Thread: PCV valve

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    Have you tried one of these? ...

    Have you tried one of these?

    https://youtu.be/BP2ffBSD2A0
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    Especially if she has a couple of Dutch courage....

    Especially if she has a couple of Dutch courage. You don't want to have self inflicted injuries to get out her domestic duties. 😎
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    As none of the parties except for the greens have...

    As none of the parties except for the greens have bothered to send out a flyer to explain their policies. I don't like the greens though because as soon as they have any political power they change...
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    You don't have to buy a puppy to get licks! There...

    You don't have to buy a puppy to get licks! There must be a few girls that can be rented to get your kicks.
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    I love watching the bees flying from the hives. I...

    I love watching the bees flying from the hives. I could spend hours doing this. This year I built a new stand for them raising them away from the ground. This makes it a lot more easier to work on...
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