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    How much does she charge?

    (for a ride in her BMW,of course)

    2000 S Type manual(now sold and replaced with a Transit Connect!) BMW E30 cabbie in the very rare neon green colour and a Nissan Micra for 'er indoors!

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    How much does she charge?

    (for a ride in her BMW,of course)

    I have spoken with Caaisho and she has explained that prices are on a simple scale of attractiveness.

    Could you please forward a picture of your naked body for a prompt quote to the email address in her advert.

    You are under no obligation to make any purchase and your statutory rights are out the window.

    WARNING - Don't send naked pictures of yourself to anyone, even to people you trust like family, and work colleagues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag-Black View Post
    I have spoken with Caaisho and she has explained that prices are on a simple scale of attractiveness.

    Could you please forward a picture of your naked body for a prompt quote to the email address in her advert.

    You are under no obligation to make any purchase and your statutory rights are out the widow.

    WARNING - Don't send naked pictures of yourself to anyone, even to people you trust like family, and work colleagues.
    Sadly I think it will cost more than the pocket money his wife gives him
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    Quote Originally Posted by payno View Post
    Sadly I think it will cost more than the pocket money his wife gives him
    It's funny because in this business we alway say it is the ones who ask the price who cannot pay ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by payno View Post
    Sadly I think it will cost more than the pocket money his wife gives him
    What pocket money?

    I'll be just fine if she takes plastic.......

    2000 S Type manual(now sold and replaced with a Transit Connect!) BMW E30 cabbie in the very rare neon green colour and a Nissan Micra for 'er indoors!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag-Black View Post
    It's funny because in this business we alway say it is the ones who ask the price who cannot pay ha ha
    Your in the business
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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    What pocket money?

    I'll be just fine if she takes plastic.......

    Plastic, rubber, as long as you pay her enough she will take anything
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    Bunch of reprobates!

    How come this didn't happen until now?: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46803713

    What penalty, 5 years, more, would you throw away the key if you caught them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    What pocket money?

    I'll be just fine if she takes plastic.......

    That will do nicely sir. Welcome.

    For security reasons please send you card details and phone number directly to my forum Inbox.

    Caaisho says she is very excited to meet you and says she can't wait to spend time with you and learn to look after you in your own special way.

    We can offer discounts to repeat customers and demand is high, so don't delay and send your details now.

    WARNING - In order to prevent problems with credit transactions please ensure you include the three digit security number on the reverse of the card

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
    Bunch of reprobates!

    How come this didn't happen until now?: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-46803713

    What penalty, 5 years, more, would you throw away the key if you caught them?

    I would make them travel Ryanair, on all future holidays for the rest of their lives
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