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    This is a very urgent problem when you are 12
    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a3863721.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by payno View Post
    This is a very urgent problem when you are 12
    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a3863721.html
    They don't mention the parents methods. They may have threatened an early night, or missing out on this weeks comic, or other such abuses.

    It looked like a nice salad tho. I quite like salad. Coleslaw is my favourite and beetroot.
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    They should slap a 10-month sentence on him suspended until he reaches 18.

    Or just slap him. My preferred way.

    They wouldn't have to do it again, merely threaten to. He will remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
    They should slap a 10-month sentence on him suspended until he reaches 18.

    Or just slap him. My preferred way.

    They wouldn't have to do it again, merely threaten to. He will remember.
    If I was the boy I'd ring the police and report harassment - on their local number of course, wait, they didn't tell him they have a local number, oh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
    They should slap a 10-month sentence on him suspended until he reaches 18.

    Or just slap him. My preferred way.

    They wouldn't have to do it again, merely threaten to. He will remember.
    You didn't find it funny Jim ?
    If I had done this how my dad would of laughed as he was taking his belt off
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    Of course I did laugh, I too was imagining me going to the phone box in the street. Phoning 999.

    Trying to imagine the duty bobby taking me seriously....

    I'd have to tell him a bigger whopper to get him to send someone.

    No., It could never happen, mum never made just salad.

    But what if...

    Bobby in the doorstep tells dad why he's there.

    Dad turns to me, first the usual solid stare of disbelief. Then the lightning slap. Not on my backside.

    Dad turns to bobby, bobby nods, says "We'll leave it there then sir" and turns away.

    I run out the back before dad can close the door.

    I stay out well after midnight but that light never goes out.

    It's cold out...

    I'm hungry. Where's that salad...

    And dad's home the next day too.

    It's cold out...

    Slap the silly kid. Just once!

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    Things aren't always as reported by the media: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-44517402

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    They used to shoot or hang horse thieves didn't they?: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44523533

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    You can now be sent to prison for one year when caught smoking on the beach in Thailand and this is for tobacco and not wacky backie.

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