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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
    They should all play in mixed doubles and cancel male/male and female/female events worldwide then.

    That's better, right?

    This stupidity is causing big rifts in all sectors of our soceity, it's gone into madness.

    It takes cobblers to stand up to the madness and I'm glad she did.

    Being forced to apologize to people who strive to have rules bent in order to be accepted wherever they choose against their physical build is just absurd.

    It's gone too far and one day the little boy will laugh and shout out "the king is in the altogether...!" And others will shed their cowardice.

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    When Linford Christie pummeled down the sports field, his Prince Albert could be clearly seen flailing his groin like a bell clapper, with detailed TV views played in slow motion close up.

    I bet if he wanted to use the womens sports rooms, they'd all be like - oh my god, shut up, no way, #livinghtedream, and be completely up for the idea no questions.

    It makes sense to help smaller people who say they are women to be on the women's team and share their showers, and to prevent Linford like men with large meat truncheons from running freely amongst impressional and naive yet curious young female athletes in the showers, like in the ever popular 1978 film - Debbie Does Dallas, people could be offered the right to qualify as a woman when pre agreed maximum length and girth measurements are not exceeded.

    A formal inspection could also be useful to highlight other things like when love bags are shriveled like prunes, it's obvious who been on the amphetamines.

    Come on Sports Federation Council, show some common sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag-Black View Post
    When Linford Christie pummeled down the sports field, his Prince Albert could be clearly seen flailing his groin like a bell clapper, with detailed TV views played in slow motion close up.

    I bet if he wanted to use the womens sports rooms, they'd all be like - oh my god, shut up, no way, #livinghtedream, and be completely up for the idea no questions.

    It makes sense to help smaller people who say they are women to be on the women's team and share their showers, and to prevent Linford like men with large meat truncheons from running freely amongst impressional and naive yet curious young female athletes in the showers, like in the ever popular 1978 film - Debbie Does Dallas, people could be offered the right to qualify as a woman when pre agreed maximum length and girth measurements are not exceeded.

    A formal inspection could also be useful to highlight other things like when love bags are shriveled like prunes, it's obvious who been on the amphetamines.

    Come on Sports Federation Council, show some common sense.
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    Hah!

    He hasn't got a Prince Albert, it's a John Thomas like everyone else's, no giving away the advantage mate!

    The first time you see one bigger than yours will depress you forever Blackie.

    I always close my eyes in the showers, and never bend down to pick up the soap, guess you do the same, never been disappointed yet!

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    It's not how large it is that matters,It's how you use it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    It's not how large it is that matters,It's how you use it......

    Is that what your wife tells you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
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    Hah!

    He hasn't got a Prince Albert, it's a John Thomas like everyone else's, no giving away the advantage mate!

    The first time you see one bigger than yours will depress you forever Blackie.

    I always close my eyes in the showers, and never bend down to pick up the soap, guess you do the same, never been disappointed yet!

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    I must admit If I've been swimming I like to plump it in the warm shower water before I let others admire it, but hey, that's showbiz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    It's not how large it is that matters,It's how you use it......

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    It's ok E30, keep reassuring yourself if it helps

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    Blind girl: "You've got the biggest ***** I've ever put my hands on."
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    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...uh?ocid=SNYDHP

    Tory felled by his own party's policy that he voted for
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    Quote Originally Posted by payno View Post
    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...uh?ocid=SNYDHP

    Tory felled by his own party's policy that he voted for
    A clear demonstration of just how useful it is sometimes to accuse our MPs of raping school boys to prevent mistakes in their policies going unnoticed.

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    If only all MPs had to experience the working man's predicament before being allowed to become mouths on bodies.

    Germany just accepted "Third Gender" registrations. Our idiots will follow of course.

    All they have to do is have a peek inside the pants to see what nonsense all this pandering to mentally ill people really is. Pants!

    Is this more sensible?: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknew...lls/ar-BBRvFbc

    Cell phones. £10 million. Not £2 million. Not £1 million. Everything costs ££millions these days.

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