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    Joseph Stalin was giving a speech when somebody sneezed. He looked up and demanded to know who had done this whilst he was talking.
    As nobody owned up . He told his guards to take all the occupants of the first row out and shoot them. He then once again asked who had sneezed and once again nobody answered. So he told his guards to shoot the We second row.

    This continued until he got to the tenth row and a quivering voice from the back of the hall omitted that he was the culprit.

    Where Joseph Stalin said "bless you comrade"
    Grumpy Old Git
    “When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.”
    Napoléon Bonaparte

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