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    Quote Originally Posted by Peterthejagman View Post
    You tube is a family site too it did not stop them posting it ?

    It was a joke. That is why I said Mary Whitehouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmon View Post
    It was a joke. That is why I said Mary Whitehouse.
    I always 'thought' that Mary's family name started with an 'S'......

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    I always 'thought' that Mary's family name started with an 'S'......

    Yep, that's about right............

    "I know I'm a pessimist because my glass is always half empty...even when it's full".

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    Do you find these funny?



    I got to about number 5 before I couldn't take any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
    Do you find these funny?



    I got to about number 5 before I couldn't take any more.

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    That's 4 more than me!
    "I know I'm a pessimist because my glass is always half empty...even when it's full".

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    Torture is banned under the Geneva convention!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmon View Post
    Torture is banned under the Geneva convention!!!!!!
    Ah, but we're no longer in the EU.............didn't we leave on 29th March?

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    These things take time....

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    Yep that made me chuckle jodel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_S-V6_2004 View Post
    Do you find these funny?



    I got to about number 5 before I couldn't take any more.

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    A chicken coupe has two doors, four doors is a chicken sedan.

    I would like to add; the five door is the hutch back.

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