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    A women goes into a chemist and says to the assistant "I'd like to buy some deodorant for my husband". "Certainly madam" says the assistant "ball or aerosol?" "Neither" says the women "it's for his armpits"
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.J.X.T View Post
    A women goes into a chemist and says to the assistant "I'd like to buy some deodorant for my husband". "Certainly madam" says the assistant "ball or aerosol?" "Neither" says the women "it's for his armpits"
    It works better with the Swedish accent :

    "I know I'm a pessimist because my glass is always half empty...even when it's full".

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