Page 98 of 98 FirstFirst ... 48889495969798
Results 971 to 975 of 975

Thread: The Official Jokes Thread.

  1. #971
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2016
    Location
    Near Berlin
    Posts
    3,552
    Post Thanks / Like
    A Question for you.

    does a blind person have to recover the poop from their guide dog!
    Grumpy Old Git
    “When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.”
    Napoléon Bonaparte

    2003 (botox) S type 3.0 sport with manual gearbox, as rare as rocking horse apples

  2. Likes Jag-Black liked this post
  3. #972
    Senior Member Jim_S-V6_2004's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Posts
    21,440
    Post Thanks / Like
    Remember the cockerel pretending to be dead but waiting for the vultures?


    .

  4. #973
    Senior Member Jag-Black's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    Cambridgeshire UK.
    Posts
    2,585
    Post Thanks / Like
    I went to the opticians today.

    He asked if I was suffering any sight impairment.

    I sad I couldn't see very far.

    He took me outside, pointed in the sky ans said "what's that?"

    "It's the sun" I said

    He said, "the sun is 92 million miles away, how far do you want to see?"

  5. #974
    Senior Member Davidsw's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Location
    Cornwall UK
    Posts
    614
    Post Thanks / Like
    A school inspector was visiting a rural school and rather than ask boring maths questions she asked a young lad to look out of the window .She asked him how many sheep could he see .He replied
    "All of 'em "
    Jaguar XKR x150 Cabriolet 2010

  6. #975
    Senior Member Henry_B's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    3,314
    Post Thanks / Like
    I've just applied for a job for Citroen.
    I had to send them 2Cvs #

    MY 2005 jaguar S type SE Radiance Red 3.0 "Tweaked"
    MY 2001 Range Rover P38 4.6 Vogue Monte Carlo Blue LPG
    MY 2000 Land Rover Discovery 2 TD5

    “Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”

Page 98 of 98 FirstFirst ... 48889495969798

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •