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    ...messed up

    I messed up on a blind date, last night.

    The meal went ok and we were drinking coffee when she enquired "what's your pet hate?"

    "Well", I said, " it doesn't like anything pushed up its arse...…"
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    I guess it depends on your pet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    I guess it depends on your pet.....

    Not sure we want to know what happens in the Wilds of North Norfolk. No wait. I want to know now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StokieChris View Post
    I messed up on a blind date, last night.

    The meal went ok and we were drinking coffee when she enquired "what's your pet hate?"

    "Well", I said, " it doesn't like anything pushed up its arse...…"
    Anyway, I said to her "do you want mind blowing *** with a man with loads of staying power?"

    "No", she retorted!

    I said, "Great!! You've come to the right fella...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag-Black View Post
    Not sure we want to know what happens in the Wilds of North Norfolk. No wait. I want to know now.
    If this,or Cambridgeshire,was a sheep growing area,you would not have to ask.....but there are a lot of turkey's around here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    If this,or Cambridgeshire,was a sheep growing area,you would not have to ask.....but there are a lot of turkey's around here....

    Ah, the ole turkey gobble. Yes I remember the good old days too.

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    Bernard Matthews has a lot to answer for!

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