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    Labour leadership race

    A thin plastic fortune-telling fish out of a cracker has taken a dramatic lead in the race to replace Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader, it has emerged.
    The fish, which entered the race on Christmas day, is understood to have a better predictive record than any of the other candidates after it rolled up and waggled its tail when placed in an open palm.
    “According to the instructions that means it’s passionate and optimistic, which is more than you can say for Rebecca Long-Bailey,” said Labour spokesman Simon Williams.
    “And no matter whose palm it sat in it never flipped, which you certainly can’t say for Lisa Nandy.”
    The fish is understood to give very different responses to whoever consults it, meaning it would also compete on a level playing field against David Lammy.
    “If Labour wants a dead fish to lead it, it’s going to be a tight race between this one and Kier Starmer,” we were told.

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    Demeaning to the word 'race' ... more like a walkathon!
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    Look at this!

    https://join.labour.org.uk/?utm_sour...ampaign=member

    For just £3,we can join the Labour Party and vote for the next leader!

    So we just need to decide which candidate holds a similar viewpoint to Comrade Corbyn!
    This tactic should help to keep 'em in opposition for another 15 years or so.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    Look at this!

    https://join.labour.org.uk/?utm_sour...ampaign=member

    For just £3,we can join the Labour Party and vote for the next leader!

    So we just need to decide which candidate holds a similar viewpoint to Comrade Corbyn!
    This tactic should help to keep 'em in opposition for another 15 years or so.....

    £3? You're lucky then, being retired I have to pay £2.21 per month and I ain't paying that just to vote for Rebecca Thong Bailey.........
    "I know I'm a pessimist because my glass is always half empty...even when it's full".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero123 View Post
    £3? You're lucky then, being retired I have to pay £2.21 per month and I ain't paying that just to vote for Rebecca Thong Bailey.........
    Is Beccy the Momentum prefered candicate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    Is Beccy the Momentum prefered candicate?
    Like two peas in a pod.
    "I know I'm a pessimist because my glass is always half empty...even when it's full".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero123 View Post
    Like two peas in a pod.
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    Kier Starmer the centre left candidate is looking good so far lets hope he can pull it off
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    Quote Originally Posted by payno View Post
    Kier Starmer the centre left candidate is looking good so far lets hope he can pull it off
    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews...jQ&ocid=SNYDHP
    At least Lady Nugee is well out of the running at only 6%!
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    Vote Beccy!

    Keep Labour out of powa!

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