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    Quote Originally Posted by E30MW View Post
    Stop panicing .

    I have green nail varnish.

    How much is it worth to you?

    One small bottle should do, and I'll trade a few litres of my finest red, which you will assert is good stuff, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peterthejagman View Post
    Well I've been told I can't renew my passport this year unless it's an extreme emergency .?...( Whatever one of those is ?)...

    So it's out with the inflatable boat into the English channel....And off to the continent !...No passport required ....Free pick up at sea too !
    Not quite... Yes, no passport is required and yes there is a free pick up service but that is by the British Coastguards as the French Coastguards assist the inflatables out of French waters and into the jurisdiction of the British. Even if you actually make it to the French coast you'll soon be back in old Blighty... although you will get free bed and breakfast....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stewartw View Post
    One small bottle should do, and I'll trade a few litres of my finest red, which you will assert is good stuff, eh?
    Deal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmon View Post
    What! is it because it is now being printed by a French company. I need to have my passport renewed this year and because I live in Germany it will be an extreme emergency as I will be busted by the police for not having a valid passport. It is illegal here in Germany to have no Identification documents . So it would be a reason to deport me.
    They can't deport you ...You've got no passport ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag-Black View Post
    It's not fake. The voices that told me are very real, and they don't lie.
    I didn't tell him anything !

    I am always getting the blame for things..............................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peterthejagman View Post
    They can't deport you ...You've got no passport ?

    I will be like the rest of the migrants (refugees) then. Do you think that will satisfy them when I claim asylum.

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    Surely some mistake as he's such a lovely chap!
    AND wouldn't dream of "do as I say, not as I do!", would he?

    https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...rules-11993051
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    Quote Originally Posted by stewartw View Post
    Surely some mistake as he's such a lovely chap!
    AND wouldn't dream of "do as I say, not as I do!", would he?

    https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...rules-11993051
    And some more examples:

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...lockdown-rules

    https://www.insider.com/neil-ferguso...d-lover-2020-5

    Anyway I'm sure we are all equal its just some are more equal than others!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Voices View Post
    I didn't tell him anything !

    I am always getting the blame for things..............................
    Did you hear that? There they are again. Hello The Voices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag-Black View Post
    Did you hear that? There they are again. Hello The Voices.
    "I know I'm a pessimist because my glass is always half empty...even when it's full".

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