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    Quote Originally Posted by The Voices View Post
    I didn't tell him anything !

    I am always getting the blame for things..............................
    So it's you telling me to drink more gin!



    Keep it up,I'm happy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewartw View Post
    Surely some mistake as he's such a lovely chap!
    AND wouldn't dream of "do as I say, not as I do!", would he?

    https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...rules-11993051
    I agree lovely chap.....Good at his job too.....But must go !!

    Rules are rules !.....The other 2 did the proper thing and resigned ....(and they didn't even have CV 19 symptoms ?)...

    Why not do what they all do ? Resign......Lay low. For 2 -3 months come back......No one even notices ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmon View Post
    I will be like the rest of the migrants (refugees) then. Do you think that will satisfy them when I claim asylum.
    If you complete the asylum app. They will issue you a UK passport in the meantime time...They have to do that to help with the app.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peterthejagman View Post
    I agree lovely chap.....Good at his job too.....But must go !!

    Rules are rules !.....The other 2 did the proper thing and resigned ....(and they didn't even have CV 19 symptoms ?)...

    Why not do what they all do ? Resign......Lay low. For 2 -3 months come back......No one even notices ?
    If he wore a whistle and a syrup, no one would recognise him anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmon View Post
    I will be like the rest of the migrants (refugees) then. Do you think that will satisfy them when I claim asylum.
    Liberal coating of camo face paint and you're in, no probs.

    ANECDOTE ALERT:
    Son at perf arts college, was Man Friday in Robinson Crusoe panto.
    Procurement of props, etc. was by chap in office, ex-mili.
    Saved a few quid by blagging some camo face paint from a contact.
    Took son weeks after run of show to scrub his tan off.
    The world is my lobster! (with a few Coronavirus restrictions)
    Workhorse: "Ounce" - White Jag X-Type Estate 2.2D 2009 Executive auto.
    Fun: "La Gata Negra" - All black (Haria) Pug RCZ 2.0 HDI 2014 Swiss spec fully loaded.
    Runabout: "Purple People Eater" - Purple Pug 108 1.2 PureTech 2016 Top fully loaded.
    Sack shifter: "Animal" - Dirty Linhai 300 4x4 ATV 2007.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stewartw View Post
    Liberal coating of camo face paint and you're in, no probs.

    ANECDOTE ALERT:
    Son at perf arts college, was Man Friday in Robinson Crusoe panto.
    Procurement of props, etc. was by chap in office, ex-mili.
    Saved a few quid by blagging some camo face paint from a contact.
    Took son weeks after run of show to scrub his tan off.
    Our son also seemed to find washing difficult.

    Came in from Sea Cadets one evening and 'is mother instructed him to wash his hands and face,then followed him to the kitchen sink.....

    Caught 'im using the washing up sponge mop to do 'is face,and,'My hands are'nt really dirty!'.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero123 View Post

    Did your voices tell you to wear my wife's red boots and her black gloves as well? I hope you are rich as she is an expensive girl.
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    “When a government is dependent upon bankers for money, they and not the leaders of the government control the situation, since the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Money has no motherland; financiers are without patriotism and without decency; their sole object is gain.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmon View Post
    Did your voices tell you to wear my wife's red boots and her black gloves as well? I hope you are rich as she is an expensive girl.
    No that wasn't voices !....It was LUST !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peterthejagman View Post
    No that wasn't voices !....It was LUST !

    Do you mean this!


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    All creatures, thankfully virus included have a day off on Sunday, unless it's Eid al fitr or Easter, but what we can be sure of it that come Monday morning it will be time to grab our pitch forks and head to Dominic's house.

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