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Just a bit of humour against us plebs.

We need a new Government and a new cabinet. Who do you think we should appoint. I have started a few but my brain has gone kerplunk.

• Prime Minister -
• First Secretary of State -
• Chancellor of the Exchequer -
• Foreign Secretary -
• Home Secretary - Jim S
• Secretary of State for Exiting the EU -
• Secretary of State for International Trade -
• Justice Secretary -
• Secretary of State for Cultural - Red
• Secretary of State for the Environment - Fat Boy Slim
• Minister for Women and Equalities - Victor

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• Prime Minister - Pol Pot
• First Secretary of State -
• Chancellor of the Exchequer - Viv Nicholson
• Foreign Secretary - Sir Les Patterson
• Home Secretary - Jim S
• Secretary of State for Exiting the EU - Larry Grayson (Will shut that door)
• Secretary of State for International Trade - Derek Trotter
• Justice Secretary - Rodrigo Duterte
• Secretary of State for Cultural - Red
• Secretary of State for the Environment - Fat Boy Slim
• Minister for Women and Equalities - Victor
 

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Nice one Tony.

Prime Minister... I'll stay with Theresa, she is earning my respect as she goes.

Now for me, I need to have total discretion as to the methods and staffing and conditions and equipment decisions for executions and floggings and releases, just someone high in the legal department to pass me the cases and I'll do the rest.

Is that Home Sec or Justice Sec?

Neither I think.

So it has to be on the lines of Lord High Executioner, a new position, with nepotistic implications of course which are quite acceptable since I'm the best there is at this.

I will accept a 20% commission on prison savings in the first year, dropping off as appropriate to maintain adequate income and ensure I don't exceed the £1bn per year over the years.

Fair?

For the rest, I don't care too much if you give me this.

Dreams, eh?!

Nice... :)

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Well if you want my vote I would want to see the following policies implemented immediatley:

Strictly Come Dancing to be banned!!

Caravans only allowed on the roads between the hours of 2am and 5am when there is a Z in the month!!!
 

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Foreign Secretary , I would be nominating Devon David , I see him as charming and urbane , unlikely to upset
anybody and with a capacity to waffle which all Diplomats must have .
The only reservation I can think of is his relentless desire for inclusiveness and equality for all , perhaps that could
be changed with a Ministerial Jaguar and a Buxom Secretary .
 
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