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Steve's XJ V8 Portfolio Thread.

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As promised I am starting my ownership thread. It's Metallic Green LWB with a cream leather and oak interior. On the day of purchase it has covered 41476 miles and cost £14000.

The car drives very smoothly with that V8 purring away and the fit and finish is so much better than the XF.

Earlier today the engine management light came on so I phoned Evans Halshaw and they "don't do Jaguars" so it's booked in with Stratstone at Stockton for tomorrow morning. I will tell them to give it a good going over and fix everything they find wrong that can be charged to Evans Halshaw.
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NORTH!!!.. I thought we had this settled:
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I didn't realise Mac lived up North 🤔
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Middlesborough being where, precisely?
Up north, obviously.😂
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I didn't realise Mac lived up North 🤔
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This pic also comes from Wikipedia Steve, how much more proof do you need?...

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Middlesborough being where, precisely?
"Up North"...

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"Up North"...

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There’s an echo in here......... 😂
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Steve is more northerley than me,but i am more northerley that yaow
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Steve is more northerley than me,but i am more northerley that yaow
I think I'm closer to Norway than Cornwall 🇳🇴
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I think I'm closer to Norway than Cornwall 🇳🇴
And that’s definitely oop norf. 😂
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I think I'm closer to Norway than Cornwall 🇳🇴
Funny you should say that Steve, we regularly have one of the feeds from Shetland Webcams showing on our front room T.V. at the weekends, due to me hating a big black rectangle doing nothing, and there are often Norwegian sail boats there in the summer because it is but a short hop for them.. and the long history between the two no doubt making a 'link'..

I also remember, whilst helping friends run 'green lane motor cycle weekends' around S.E. Cornwall, talking to a motorcycle dealer from Brighton who said that there would often be a number of bikers turn up at their place on a Saturday and they would then 'just' pop on/in the tunnel and go to Belgium for coffee and and a Belgian fancy for the hell of it.. Completely unthinkable from Cornwall of course.. 6-7 hours to Brighton alone at least...
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Sounds like the sort of mad thing i would do, we need these people on the forum 😜
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What, go to Cornwall?.. Thought you already did that?...

Do you not remember already?... 😁

Or were there no costa's there to make it memorable for you?... :ROFLMAO:
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Sounds like the sort of mad thing i would do, we need these people on the forum 😜
They were Hardly Davidson owners, they make the 'X351 spotting' thread look very, very mainstream/normal.. o_O

Don't ask me about the solicitor/lawyer fish incident/episode... :rolleyes:
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Do tell all about the fish incident. 🐠
I think only the front screen is covered.
Gotta ckeck it out Steve, I knew they were big bucks after asking those questions when I had my front done, pretty sure they run about £1100 thereabouts

Jim
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Do tell all about the fish incident. 🐠
Inquiring minds and all that.;)
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Do tell all about the fish incident. 🐠
Inquiring minds and all that.;)
If tell you, it'll ruin it's unworthy mystic... :)
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Gotta ckeck it out Steve, I knew they were big bucks after asking those questions when I had my front done, pretty sure they run about £1100 thereabouts

Jim
Will do Jim.
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