I spent yesterday morning beside my wife's grave. She doesn't know, she thinks I'm digging a pond.....I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
...someone got our phone number confused with the Coast Guard!Paddy, "I think my wife's selling drugs"
Mick, "How come?"
Paddy, "The phone rung this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, has the dope gone yet?"