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...I hadn't noticed.

Of bigger concern is the complete lack of groans at these jokes, despite my best efforts.
Some of them are brilliant. They make the morning catch-up Teams call at work more interesting :)

And congrats on 1,000 messages!

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My old Gold Wing has a cassette player and a little storage drawer in the top of the false tank and it contains (amongst other things) ............. a pencil ;)
My Mustang has cassette and CD - factory original (although I retro-fitted it as it didn't when I got it).

The CD player is so old it doesn't have read-ahead, so any bump and it skips!

Good sound quality though for a factory system.

Oh, and I do have a couple of cassettes in the storage compartment that occasionally go in!

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All this reminds me of the guy who tried to drown himself in Cairo. He was in de-nile.

He then tried to do the same in Paris. He was in-seine...

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Two sausages are sitting in the frying pan.

First one says "it's really hot in here".

Second one shouts "AAAaagh - a talking sausage!!!"

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Wells Fargo lost its hunter
So they sent for Billy Bunter
Billy Bunter was too large
So they sent for I'm in Charge!

and then someone sent in this follow up.
I'm In Charge was too thin
So they sent for Rin Tin Tin
Rin Tin Tin was having dinner
So they sent for Yul Brynner
Yul Brynner had no hair
So they sent for Dan Dare
Dare Dare lost his slogan
So they sent for Alma Cogan
Alma Cogan lost control
So they sent for Highway Patrol
Highway Patrol were out at noon
So they sent for Daniel Boone
Daniel Boone signed a treaty
So they sent for poor old Beattie!
But Beattie she had gone away
An overnight for just one day
So many people had to hunt
For Beattie, she was such a......

Nice person so I hear..

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