The Official Jokes Thread.

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A chap wants to do a parachute jump for the first time.He has all the training on the ground. He's eventually up in the air in the plane 1000's of feet up and very nervous. His instructor is with him and they open the plane door. The instructor explains to him that in order to achieve maximum exhilaration of freefalling to open his parachute 10ft from the ground! The jumper then asks 'and what happens then if the parachute doesn't open?' The instuctor then says 'well, you can jump 10ft can't you?' :ROFLMAO:
 
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