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Magic Tree all he ever done was hang around and smelled good

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Pepsi anyone?

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I used to be decisive about chicken casserole but now I’m not Chasseur.....
 
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I once raised money for charity, by dressing up as Cruella Deville.


I had 101 donations......
 

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The girl says to the guy: "I have terrible depression because I'm fat and lonely!" :cry:
He says: "What are you saying?! Where exactly are you fat, show me." :oops:
"Can I also show you where exactly I'm lonely??!!" :mad:
 

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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting 'The end of the world is nigh'
I think it was Farmer Geddon

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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting 'The end of the world is nigh'
I think it was Farmer Geddon

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Jim! That's Offal!
 
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I walked passed the YMCA yesterday and there was a teenage boy sat outside stroking some feathers.



I said “Young man, there's no need to feel down......”
 
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Dad washes the dishes. The little one looked at it for a long time and then he asked: "Dad, have you been working for mom for a long time?"
 

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Came across these, should be right up StokieChris' street :)

I used to work at a calendar factory, but then I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

I'm so generous that I gave my dead batteries away, free of charge!

Have you ever wondered why there's a fence around the cemetery? It's because people are dying to get in!

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says to the sandwich: "Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

Do you know why you should never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Swimming with sharks is really expensive. Last time I did it, it cost me an arm and a leg.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
 

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People don’t believe me when I tell them I’m a singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute act.


Well I am....
 

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My mate always wears corduroy.


I've tried to talk him into other materials, but he just won't be suede.....
 

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My mate always wears corduroy.


I've tried to talk him into other materials, but he just won't be suede.....
I've thought about challenging him but I don't want to risk a flare up.
 
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