Rich tea is not a biscuit, it's a disc of flavourless card. Skimmed milk is just coloured water and I don't the earl of grey
Hob nob cannot be beaten, slowly dunked in to a strong mug of Yorkshire tea made with proper milk. As for farting I never do that I'm far to upper class, I get Jeeves to do that sort of thing
Trivia - Genuine Panama hats are made in Ecuador.
I had/have one somewhere; son brought it back from S America.
You can roll it up and use the band to wrap it; it can then be stored without misshaping it.